Fish Or Man

Saturday, February 11, 2006

Got Head

Woman Carrying Human Head Arrested in Florida

Not the time to lose one's head.

That's not the way to get ahead in life.

It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.

He'll never be the head of a major corporation.


But, because this is someone's twisted idea of a gun blog, just one more:

I like to see girls of that... caliber.

By "caliber," of course, I refer to both the size of their gun barrels and the high quality of their characters... Two meanings... caliber... it's a homonym... Forget it.